I always loved the Paul Simon song “Kodachrome,” and I have updated that catchy number with new lyrics to reflect our picture-snapping “food porn” loving society! So to the medley of that ‘70s classic diddy, here I present, “Instagram.”

“Instagram”

If you took all my friends and family and put ‘em together

Then set up a dozen different plates of food…

Don’t take a bite before I snap a bunch of pictures

I apologize if that seems rude.

Instaaaaa-graaaaaaaam…

Gives us the nice bright colors

And all of the fancy borders

Makes you think that you’re a master camera-man, oh yeah!

I got a touchscreen cellphone

I love to take a photograph…

So mama don’t take my Instagram away!

Even though I have never went to school to learn this

People say that I’m a real picture pro…

I upload my work for all my friends over the internet

We never met—but facebook is my studio!

Instaaaaa-graaaaaaaam…

Gives us instant gratification

Share and tweet across the nation

So mama don’t take my Instagram away, oh yeah!

I got a touchscreen cellphone

I love to take a photograph…                 

So mama don’t take my Instagram away!

Mama, don’t take my Instagram! Mama, don’t take my Instagram!

Mama, don’t take my Instagram away!!!

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